All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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