Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
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The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
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Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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