We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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