I like to think it a success when the cops are called
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
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So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
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We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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