He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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