adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Text me some of your sweat
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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