You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
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