you guys were way drunker than both of me
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
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My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
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It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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