my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
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Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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