I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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