Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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