Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
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Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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