She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
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So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
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He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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