I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
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This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
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I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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