That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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