She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
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what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
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Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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