The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
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Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
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I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
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