I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
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I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
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Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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