At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
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Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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