Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
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I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
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He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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