we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
he shaved USA in his pubs
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
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I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
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Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
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