So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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