we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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