No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
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Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
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would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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