how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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