I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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