On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
