Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
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