Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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