Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
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She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
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I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
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