If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
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drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
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I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
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