At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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