I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
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Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
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Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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