fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
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He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
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That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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