we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Two words: blizzard sex
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