My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
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