i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
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i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
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I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Pooping to opera.
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