I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
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Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
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logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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