once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
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