Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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