is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
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I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
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And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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