Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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