yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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