You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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