She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
someone owes me an orgasm
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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