her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Randomize
