Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Randomize
