he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
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He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
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Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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