was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
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I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
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"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
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