id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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