What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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