She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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