DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
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we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I think a kid would responsible me up
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I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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