I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
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they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
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Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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