please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
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I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
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You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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